I was sitting in the Ramrod with my Norwegian companion, Mads, having a drink and watching MTV's Diary of Brandy having a baby, when I heard someone say:
"God, she has the IQ of a raisin."
It was Tommy Lee Jones.
"Tommy Lee Jones, you're...?"
"Just a little experimental."
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This is a collection of older posts from my myspace page (http://blog.myspace.com/mattrpoirier). I am a fledgling writer finishing my first novel, and the blogs work as a freewriting exercise to keep me creative. They're all about a fictitious character and his Norwegian companion, Mads. Because the blogs are reprints, sometimes the events the material is based on aren't as current as they were when first written.
Blog Archive
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- Reunion
- I Don't Vote
- Mads: Prelude to a Reunion
- Mads: The Phat Nickel: Expedition V
- Mads: Expedition IV
- Mads: Expedition III
- Mads: Expedition II
- Mads: Expedition
- The Lord of the Rings
- Cave Men
- Charity Soccer Event
- Mads: The Mercury Girl
- The Mercury Girl
- Woman Bowler
- My Trip to Disney World
- Queen Victoria
- We Can Win This
- The Santa Clause vs. The Columbus Day Blowout
- The Kangaroo
- Mads: The O'Reilly Factor
- Cheerleading
- The Joker Intern Scandal
- Two Chicks Makin' Out!
- The FF Error Card
- Coffee is for Closers Only
- My Two Dads
- Coery Feldman?
- Macho Man
- Fred Nutter
- Thanks Roge
- Made
- First Dude
- LaShonda
- The Bulgarian Cocktail
- Mads: Intermural Soccer Team
- Giant Sized 75th Issue Spectacular
- Corduroy
- SOAPNet
- Joey McIntiyah
- My Dateline Sting
- Mads: PBS
- Dracula
- A Major Art Find
- Battlestar Galactica
- TomKat and Heinze 57 Sauce
- Mads: Close Call
- My Weekend in London
- Bohemian Like Me
- Separation Saturday
- Mads: Test Scores
- Mads: The Protest
- Double H
- 32-year Old Grandfather
- The Deepcheeks Diet: It's All the Rage
- The Lies About Marijuana
- Andrea Zuckerman, What a Gal!
- Batman Versus Predator
- The Greatest Show Ever
- Mads: Save Our Frat
- Mads: The Footballer
- Matty the Mainer
- Ass-slapping Party
- Mads: Employment
- Mads: Cross-country Broad
- Mads: Mayor McCheese
- Mads: Running with the Bulls
- Freddy's Hot!
- Conversations with a Cappie
- Amnesia
- Snakes on a Plane
- Farewell Mads
- Disgraced Ornithologist (slightly)
- The Raincoat
- The Walrus
- Invoking Ronald Regan
- Pirates!
- Give 'em Hell, Bobby
- Gustave Flaubert
- Asinine Female Conventions
- American Idol Audition
- Beastmaster's Not Realistic, Apparently
- My Fair Cappie
- Ringers
- Flavor of Mads
- Big XII Fantasy League
- Bar Mitzvah
- Dolph
- Cappie or Capper
- Off-Broadway Play
- Sweet Hoodie
- Tallinn
- Humphrey in '08
- Mail-Order Bride
- The Premier
- Hitler Was Not GQ
- Slumber Party...
- Oh My God, She's Twelve Years Old!
- Have You Seen This Child?
- Mistaken Identity
- The Cynosure
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About Me
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- I grew up in Maine and got my BA in anthropology from UMaine. Currently live in South Philadelphia with my wife Jen and our two cats. My first novel, Chad in Accounting, is available on Amazon. My author page is here: https://www.matthewpoirierauthor.com/
Stuff I Dig
- Anthropology
- Basketball
- Boston
- Didier Drogba
- Ethiopian Food
- Fellini
- Humphrey Bogart
- Ingmar Bergman
- Jerry Springer
- Kurosawa
- Red Sox
- Soccer
- The Match Game
- William Faulkner
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