Adam West's Goat

I was sitting in a coffee shop, enjoying a venti iced latte, when Adam West came in and went to the front counter.

"Excuse me fine citizen, but you didn't happen to spot a goat run through here?"

"A goat?"

"Yes, that's correct."

"Um... no."

"Hmm, puzzling."

At that moment, a man rushed in behind him, and broke an empty Snapple bottle over his head, which knocked him unconscious. Without missing a beat, the man stepped over him and approached the counter.

"Hi, I would like a poppy seed bagel."

"Cream cheese?"

"Absolutely."