Mayor McCheese: DC Madam Scandal

I got a call from Ronald's office that he needed to see me. I had an idea of what it could be.

"Come in and sit down, Mayor."

I did.

"Have you seen this?"

I looked at the Chicago Tribune headline reading "Burger Icon Snared in Madam Scandal."

"I don't know what to tell you, Ronald."

"I know, and I think that's what distresses me the most."