Mayor McCheese: What's in it For Me Moon Knight?

I was watching Kaui and Taquita with the Hamburglar and Big Mac aficionado Ron Gorske, when Moon Knight burst in and pulled his tough cop routine. I exhaled a bong hit in his face.

"Listen, Mayor," he said. "We can do this the hard way or the easy way."

I was ready for him this time. I pointed over to the other side of the room. Mac Tonight was performing "The Lady is a Tramp" on my piano. Moon Knight released his grip from my collar, and fell to his knees.

"God damn you!"

"That's right, Moony baby, McDonald's own-a La Luna. Why don't you guys kindly show Mr. Knight the door?"

"Robble Robble."

"No, wait. I came because I needed some information. I gotta find the Tuna Cutter. He's been hired to kill a close friend of mine, and I need to stop him."

"What's in it for me, Moony baby?"

"I have an autographed 45 of "Careless Whisper."

"By George Michael, or just the other guy?"

"Both."

"You got yourself a deal."

He went home and brought it back, so I played ball. The Tuna Cutter was catching an encore performance of Menopause: The Musical at the MacArthur Playhouse, and Moon Knight could find him there.

Mayor McCheese: The Tuna Cutter

I was a little pissed at Verona after the whole poker game incident, and I felt he was probably not worth keeping around anymore, so I called in the big guns... that's right, the Tuna Cutter.

For those who don't know, the Tuna Cutter is a Japanese fish monger who moonlights as a hit man. I seldom call on his services, because he's rather pricey, but now the costs were more than worth the benefits. If I couldn't have a poker game with my friends, something was wrong.

The Tuna Cutter gave me a DVD of the work he did. Verona was having sex with a Cuban immigrant named Jose. The Tuna Cutter Uzied him before they noticed he was there. It was that hot.

I gave him an extra 2 Gs because the DVD was so cool.