Mads: Thinking

I frequently have trouble thinking between 5:30 and 7 PM. As such, I was caught completely off guard when my Boston friend asked me if his new designer jeans made his ass look fat. Instead of saying "you dumb bastard", I said:

"Let me have a look."

"I was just kidding. Do you really think I care if my ass looks big in my jeans?"

"Um..."

"Especially when I know it's not humanly possible."

"Yeah, I know, you skinny bastard, you should mix in a sandwich sometime."

"And you should play hide and go fuck yourself."

"Good one."