According to AOL, Oktoberfest at Harvard Square was supposed to be on Saturday, September 29th. I called Matty, my personal biographer, to see if he was still going.
"Nope, it's next weekend."
Christ, he was right, and AOL was wrong: it is next weekend. I asked Mads, my Norwegian companion, what he thought we should do instead.
"I have tickets to Masturbatory Overtones at the Avalon."
"Who's opening?"
"Um... let me see... oh... Ass Hymen and Gentleman's Cinema."
"Let's do it. I love Ass Hymen. I hope they do "Give Me Back My Futon, Ralph."
"Yeah, that's a classic."
About Me
- Direct to Video Connoisseur
- I grew up in Maine and got my BA in anthropology from UMaine. Currently live in South Philadelphia with my wife Jen and our two cats. My first novel, Chad in Accounting, is available on Amazon. My author page is here: https://www.matthewpoirierauthor.com/
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