My stomach hurt bad. Probably my Indian food. I had to find a bit of Maalox. What's on TV? Man Band? Oh My God, that's ridiculous. Color Him Fat, no doubt. I wanna [blank] you up... all night...
What is Chris Kirkpatrick doing? Guy's old as I am. I want a Man Band with Moz, Damon Albarn, Ringo, Larry Mullins... whoa, two guys that drum... is that too much? I want Iggy Pop in it too.
Ooh, Maalox, slowly coating my innards. Umm... now I'm hungry again. Old naan, that should work. Is that "Mandy" playing? That Dracula, what'm'I gonna do with him? Oh Mandy, you came hmm hmm hmm without taking... and I hmm hmm away...
Ow, naan probably not a good plan at all. Gotta find my Maalox again. Chris Kirkpatrick, ha ha, what a tool.
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- Direct to Video Connoisseur
- I grew up in Maine and got my BA in anthropology from UMaine. Currently live in South Philadelphia with my wife Jen and our two cats. My first novel, Chad in Accounting, is available on Amazon. My author page is here: https://www.matthewpoirierauthor.com/
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