Sponge Robert

I was watching Through a Glass Darkly with George Clooney and Don Cheadle, when I heard a knock at my door. We paused the film so I could go and answer it. There was a man in a Sponge Bob Squarepants costume standing in my doorway. He looked like a mascot at a sporting event, with the big head and expressionless eyes. We stared at each other for a good five minutes, saying nothing. I asked if he wanted to come in, but he said nothing and kept staring. I was about to shut the door, when he pulled from behind his back a copy of the Watchtower. I thought he was going to shoot me, so a Jehovah's Witness magazine was a relief. I thanked him and went back inside.