I woke up the other morning, and found Mads, my Norwegian companion, sitting in my living room, reading about Nicole Richie's baby in the new People.
"What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be running your McDonald's?"
"No, not anymore."
"What? Why?"
"We decided to get rid of it. It just wasn't working."
"Wasn't working?"
"Yeah, as a premise it wasn't working. It was like on Roseanne when they won the lottery. It was just a bad idea. A bad way to wrap things up, you know?"
"Ooh, I remember that. When she was walking around on the show in just her bra. Ugh!"
"Exactly."
"So what do you want to do now that you have the day free?"
"Go to Harvard and fuck up some smart kids?"
"Sounds like a plan."
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