Mads, my Norwegian companion, and I were out at some clubs the other night, trying to hook up with some women. We were going through a whole host of crazy pick-up lines.
"So," I said to one girl, "you know that 'You're So Vain' song was actually written about me?"
"What?"
"I used to date Carly Simon."
"Who's that?"
"The one who wrote the song."
"What song?"
"'You're So Vain'."
"I've never heard it before."
I left that girl and joined Mads.
"You know that 'You're So Vain' song?" He said.
"Yeah."
"That's about me."
"What? You said you were born in 1970. She wrote 'You're So Vain' about her then three-year old son?"
Saying he's Carly Simon's son...? Damn! Why didn't I think of that?
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