Mads: Mandy

I went out to some clubs with my Boston Friend the other night. We met a bunch of girls and invited them to our VIP booth. One was named Mandy.

"I'm going to BU to study psychology," she said.

"Yeah, and you also came and you gave without taking," I said.

"And you kissed me and stopped me from shaking," my Boston friend said.

"What're you guys talking about?"

Obviously not a Fannilow. The entire rest of the night, anything she brought up was followed by a "and you came and you gave without taking, and we sent you away". At first she was slightly nonplussed and obdurately avoided humoring us with laughter; but later she actually would beat us to the punch and give the line herself.

She was also great in the sack. Oh Mandy.