Igfried Pop

LA is a great spot to see celebrities, and sometimes even a guy like me gets star struck. Not when I see someone like David Sylvian of Japan, but definitely when I see a dude like Iggy Pop, who I saw coming out of Dolce.

"Oh my God, you're Iggy Pop."

"I know man, what can I do for you?"

"Dude, your songs 'Pussywalk' and 'Butt Town' really spoke to me. I know when I'm surrounded by Latin American and dark women, I can't help but think about their pussies, you know?"

"Yeah, I know, man."

"Hey, before you run off, I just got one question to ask you. What is Iggy short for?"

"Igfried."