Sometimes life in McDonaldland, especially when one is the Mayor, can be hectic. We need to let off some steam.
That's when I hit SuperSize Me, the neighborhood gay bar. I know what you're thinking, and perish the thought: I'm straight. But I can only dance to one kind of music, and that's Gay House. So I toss my suit and sash in the closet and throw on my designer jeans and form fitting T-shirt and let my bun down to the sounds of a house remix of "If I Can Turn Back Time".
The best is seeing Ron Gorske. He can't dance for shit.
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