Hubert Humphrey wanted to let a load off with all this stress from the campaign, so I took him to a strip club. Maybe not such a good idea.
He took a briefcase full of campaign funds my niece helped us raise, and started throwing money around. We got a VIP room, and he "Made it Rain" on the dancers as they showed us their stuff on the pole. He yelled these outrageous statements like:
"That's right bitch, I'm the only man who's ever been both the senior and junior senator of a state."
Or:
"I knew John F. Kennedy. How many of those rap guys can say that?"
Report of the incident was all over MSNBC the next day.
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