Mads: Kevin Tighe

I needed a quick bite to eat, so I stopped into McDonald's. I had had too much Mountain Blast Powerade, and needed to hit the can.

After relieving myself, I bumped into Kevin Tighe, messing with graffiti on the walls. He took "FOR A GOOD FUCK" and turned it into "FOR A GOOD BUICK".

"You know," he said. "This used to be a classy joint. Now it's the kind of place where they sweep the eyeballs off the floor after closing."

I felt like the guy waiting for the subway that the crazy person picks to talk to that day. I tried to smile. We were rudely interrupted by a monster truck trying to run over the store. It was stuck on the front stone wall. I felt that was my best moment to exit.