The Minotaur

Matty the Mainer stopped in the other day to show me his new project, The Minotaur. I was intrigued.

"Dude," I said. "Do you know how many movies have been made about minotaurs?"

"Not like this one."

He showed me some screen shots. The Minotaur was actually an action hero. He wasn't your standard mythical minotaur, but rather a dude with a bull's head that was the kind of black and white spotted deal you'd expect to see on a farm.

"What the hell are you doing?" I said.

"What? It's good, right?"

"Yeah, except you stole the idea from those soy milk commercials."

"Damn, I didn't think anyone would notice."