Tallinn

I had to go see the dentist the other day, and was lost in his building. I opened a door that I thought was the office, but instead found a man at a desk studying an atlas, and a gorilla with shackles on his ankles ambling around him.

"Oh, hello, how are you? I'm having the worst time here. Could you help me find Tallinn?"

"The capital of Estonia? Just look west of Russia. Northwest."

He went back to the atlas. As his attention was diverted, the gorilla apporached me with a crumpled up note. It read "CALL THE POLICE!" I nodded, and backed out of the room surreptitiously.