I was sitting in a coffee shop, enjoying a venti iced latte, when Adam West came in and went to the front counter.
"Excuse me fine citizen, but you didn't happen to spot a goat run through here?"
"A goat?"
"Yes, that's correct."
"Um... no."
"Hmm, puzzling."
At that moment, a man rushed in behind him, and broke an empty Snapple bottle over his head, which knocked him unconscious. Without missing a beat, the man stepped over him and approached the counter.
"Hi, I would like a poppy seed bagel."
"Cream cheese?"
"Absolutely."
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