Sunday, June 17, 2007

Mayor McCheese: Wild Rebels Cereal

I attended a recent McDonald's board meeting, and let me tell you, it sucked a fat one. Most of the time I spent daydreaming and doodling on the table. I also had to deal with Ronald's inability to comprehend my sarcasm.

"Do you have any suggestions Mayor on how we can revamp our breakfast menu?" He said.

"Sure, Wild Rebels Cereal."

"Wild Rebels Cereal?"

"Yeah, it's like biker themed. There's little marshmellow chains and skuls and cross bones. It's not a bad deal."

"Whatever you say, Mayor."

The others snickered. I was pissed, so I opened a beer and lit a Parliament.

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