Thursday, June 7, 2007

Mayor McCheese: The Tuna Cutter

I was a little pissed at Verona after the whole poker game incident, and I felt he was probably not worth keeping around anymore, so I called in the big guns... that's right, the Tuna Cutter.

For those who don't know, the Tuna Cutter is a Japanese fish monger who moonlights as a hit man. I seldom call on his services, because he's rather pricey, but now the costs were more than worth the benefits. If I couldn't have a poker game with my friends, something was wrong.

The Tuna Cutter gave me a DVD of the work he did. Verona was having sex with a Cuban immigrant named Jose. The Tuna Cutter Uzied him before they noticed he was there. It was that hot.

I gave him an extra 2 Gs because the DVD was so cool.

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