Sunday, June 17, 2007

Porn Character Actor

We always here about so-called Porn Stars. Now I'm sure some of these people actually are famous for doing Gentlemen's Cinema, but I'm also sure that many other just have sex in movies and no one's ever heard of them. My friend Todd is neither. He's a Porn Character Actor.

He plays the police chief in porn detective dramas, the bad guy's second in command in porn action movies, the mysterious wiseman in porn horror movies, the father in-law in porn romantic comedies, and the colonel in porn war sagas.

Whenever I go anywhere with him, it's only a matter of time before someone asks "Hey, aren't you that guy?" and nods and smiles and says "Yes, I'm him.". It's a thankless job, but he's a true master of the craft: a consumate artist and professional.

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